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June 2011
14 posts
I'm embarrassing.
The friends I make when I’m sober and not the same friends I have when I’m drunk, and vice versa. I don’t know how I have any friends at all. The ones who meet me and like me both as a belligerent drunk and as a sober being are far and few, but I am more than grateful for their friendship and understanding. Thanks guys!
“Hi Holly it’s Michael. I just wanted to call and let you know that I was thinking about what you said. It’s just. You know? It’s weird. Today I ended up seeing a lot of women that I used to date, and in my mind they were all great. And then when I actually saw them, it was mostly a freak show. And you and me, that must have been a real train wreck. You know what, Holly? You’re wrong. You are wrong. I remember every second of us. And talking to them today, I don’t feel for them anything like what I feel for you. I didn’t joke with any of them, I joked with you. You are the only one who was actually happy to hear from me. And I don’t know why you downgraded what we had but I did not make us up.”
—The Office.
“I mean, no offense, but you got a shitty job, you’re not quite as tall as me, nobody really respects you. You have me on the other hand. I got the glory, I got the fame, the money, the jewels, the cash, the Denali. Getting drunk on the reg, fucking good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, sex on the reg… Basically all the shit that most guys fantasize about”
—Kenny Powers (via jadeyeux)
"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left."
